Before Kendall Jenner There Was Aliana Lohan

We're going to ignore Lindsay Lohan for obvious reasons.

Do you all remember when Ali Aliana Lohan announced that of all the things she could do with her life, she was going to become a model? Her (then) agency Wilemina, sent her to work in Korea to build her book. I don't recall ever seeing images of her in Korea magazines. I don't recall ever seeing more than two published shots of her. Aliana doesn't even have a profile on Models.com.

She's still claiming to be a model while working on a singing career.

Now when you look at Kendall Jenner and complain about her lack of emotion and her one facial pose, we need to be thankful that at the very least, she was born with an interesting and photogenic face.

Aside: Aliana never really stood a chance. 

2014 GQ (UK) Men of the Year Awards Arrivals

2014 GQ (UK) Men of the Year Awards were held at The Royal Opera House last night, September 2, in London, England. The whole event was sketchy. North West's mom was named Woman of the Year - for what getting married to yet another black guy. Tony Blair was awarded Philanthropist of the Year - as if he and Bush aren't the reason we have ISIS.

But there was a red carpet. And celebs showed up. Singer Nicole Scherzinger and her boyfriend GQ Sportsman of the Year, Lewis Hamilton.

Model Cara Delevingne looked a hot mess in her Burberry lace dress.

Singer Sam Smith.

Duchess Kate's famous-for-no-reason sister Pippa Middleton, in Hugo Boss Fall 2014.

Pharrell Williams.