Advertising Campaign: Balmain Menswear Spring 2015 Featuring North West's Parents

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Posing on car wreck. . . snort.

Client: Balmain
Designer: Olivier Rousteing
Campaign: Menswear Spring 2015
Models: North West's Parents
Photographer: Mario Sorrenti
Campaign Note:  Things have been going so well for me on the personal front since I've minimized the hate, but these bitches at Balmain are making it so hard.

Balmain creative director, Olivier Rousteing said of his choice of models:

"For this Menswear campaign, I wanted to capture a moment of love. Kim and Kanye are style icons and friends. It is an honour to have them in this Balmain campaign. Together, they represent love, beauty and diversity—they are the new modernity. This is more than a campaign, it expresses something beyond clothes—it is a celebration of love and friendship. This is a new statement for Balmain."

I think it's funny that he called North West's dad a style icon, when North West's dad has done nothing but copy Olivier Rousteing's style. Those low vees and leather jeans, ALL Olivier. North West's mom would have great style if she wore clothes that fit her body type and were in her size. Do you think she noticed that they photoshopped her to death?

♥ Nicola Loves it @ Balmain ♥

Before Kendall Jenner There Was Aliana Lohan

We're going to ignore Lindsay Lohan for obvious reasons.

Do you all remember when Ali Aliana Lohan announced that of all the things she could do with her life, she was going to become a model? Her (then) agency Wilemina, sent her to work in Korea to build her book. I don't recall ever seeing images of her in Korea magazines. I don't recall ever seeing more than two published shots of her. Aliana doesn't even have a profile on Models.com.

She's still claiming to be a model while working on a singing career.

Now when you look at Kendall Jenner and complain about her lack of emotion and her one facial pose, we need to be thankful that at the very least, she was born with an interesting and photogenic face.

Aside: Aliana never really stood a chance. 

Random Shot: North West's Aunt's Big Ass

You have to respect North West's least useful aunt. This bish is committed to scoring a rich (and dumb) black man.

I'm not an expert, but she might attract a better quality (and richer) black guy if she would spend some of that plastic surgery money elsewhere.